#1 - Boast about how rare they like their steak.
#2 - Order the hottest curry on the menu and pretend to enjoy it.
#3 - Make as many disparaging comparisons between rugby and football as they can anytime either sport is mentioned.
#4 - Insist they love dogs but hate cats.
#5 - Detail what they would do if somebody broke into their house.
#6 - Tone down their posh accent.
#7 - Boast how quickly they could grow a beard 'if they wanted to'.
#8 - Refuse to admit liking any alcoholic beverages that women are commonly known to enjoy.
#9 - Claim their childhood karate lessons have left them ready for combat.
#10 - Talk about 'that fight' they had in high school.
Any I missed?