We are awaiting another election and it looks as though the Conservatives are going to win again. However, despite the naysayers saying that this will be an obvious disaster for the country, I have managed to find a few positives that another Tory government will bring.
#1 - British Breaking Bad.
Breaking Bad is my favourite series of all time. It was GOT until that last season but please don't get me started on that. It has often been said that Breaking Bad could never be set in England due to our amazing NHS. However, under another Tory government, it looks increasingly possible that the NHS could be at least partially privatized. That means the possibility of a British Breaking Bad!
#2 - Memes.
Boris Johnson has an entire image that is pretty much geared towards making unsuspecting people few him as a bit of a harmless, lovable rogue. This makes him perfect meme material. With Boris in charge for a full term, I'm sure he will provide us with plenty more laughs in meme format. I mean, we're gonna need it.
#3 - Billionaires will be protected.
A lot of people have been very concerned about the huge amounts of wealth amassed by Britain's good, honest, hardworking billionaires being under threat from Jeremy Corbyn's proposed taxes on the super rich. Luckily, these massive fortunes will be well protected under lock and key by Boris. This may even provide another British television boost in the form of more episodes of Rich Kids go Skint.
#4 - We won't have to be PC.
It is well known that we are a generation of over-sensitive snowflakes that are far too easily offended. Unlike previous generations who never got offended by anything (except immigration, rock music, rap music, environmentalists, unions, wind farms, vegan sausage rolls etc). However, with Boris setting the precedent of making openly derogatory remarks about black people, Muslim women and gay people, Roy Chubby Brown fans can be reassured that they aren't out of touch, it is the young people who are wrong.
