The First Album I Ever Owned
Me and my friends like to talk about a lot of our firsts. It might be your first kiss, the first time you got drunk or the first time a Dr told you to "get it out so we can see what the problem is". Another first we often discuss is the first album we ever owned because let’s face it, we all had a pretty terrible taste in music at some point. In fact, I still have a terrible taste in music but I mostly keep it hidden. When cool people are telling me about some Indie band I've never heard of who supposedly mix Ska, Funk, Reggae and Soul into an eclectic mix that only people in the know can truly appreciate I just keep my mouth shut and hope I can still get her number by the end of the night.
The first album I ever owned was 'Talk on Corners' by The Corrs. I remember wanting to get this album when I was about 8 after seeing the video for 'What Can I Do?' on television. It wasn't so much the song that drew me in; it was the lead singer Andrea Corr who instantly became my first celebrity crush. Strangely enough, she's actually quite a class act compared to the celebrities I've fancied ever since. The Corrs are made up of three sisters and a brother. The sisters are all incredibly stunning and their brother, Jim, is a completely ordinary looking bloke who thankfully only ever took up about 5 seconds of time on their music videos. Clearly, nobody else wanted to look at him either (poor Jim).
It took me a while to save up for their album because I only got 50p a week pocket money. However, I was eventually able to go to Virgin and buy the album on tape because I didn't yet own one of those new-fangled CD players. To my absolute joy the tape included a mini poster that you could fold out and was separated into four squares that each contained a picture of a different Corr. I was quite handy with a pair of scissors so was quickly able to cut Jim's square out of the poster which, in hindsight, seems unnecessarily harsh. Now and again (far too often) I used to give Andrea's square a little kiss as a testament to my love for her.
The cringe doesn't stop there. When I started dating girls in my teens I used to play 'Talk on Corners' when they came over because it was the only album in my music collection I deemed romantic enough for the situation. Probably because I was a walking cliché and almost everything else I owned was Metal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP4Cq3VTagU
Thanks for all the help Andrea.
Reasons to Hate Andy Murray Debunked
I was really
happy to see Andy Murray win the US Open the other day. He has been one of my
favourite British athletes for quite a while and it is just good to finally see
a Brit win a grand slam! However, not everybody seemed to share my enthusiasm.
I have noticed that Murray is an athlete who really polarizes opinion. One of
the main ways I have noticed is through people posting Facebook status updates
criticising him and expressing various negative opinions about his character.
These people usually give ridiculous reasons for disliking him that I will now
attempt to debunk.
1st Reason -
'He hates the English and doesn't consider himself British.'
Well, he did
once claim that he was going to support anybody except England in the world cup
but anyone with a mild understanding of sarcasm would know that this was
probably a joke. Furthermore, even if it wasn't a joke I personally couldn't
care less whether he was going to support England in the world cup or not.
Scotland and England have had a bit of a footballing rivalry forever so saying
he would support any team except England is the kind of harmless banter that I
would expect from pretty much any Scottish person (or English person if it was
vice versa). It is obvious from interviews and reactions I have seen from him
that although Murray is proud to be Scottish (and why not?) he does genuinely
care about the fact he is representing Britain. Even if he didn't care I would
still support him as a British athlete anyway.
2nd Reason -
'He is too grumpy and/or doesn't have a personality.'
One of the
things I like about Andy Murray is that asides from the fact he is an amazing
tennis player he actually seems like a genuinely ordinary guy. He doesn't have
the slick charm of a more popular tennis player like Roger Federer but that is
exactly the reason I like him more. In order for him to please the people who
refuse to support him for being grumpy and boring it seems he would have to
smile for the cameras, showboat for the crowd and say all the cheesy things in
interviews that you expect sports people to say that make people think, 'wow,
what an inspirational guy'. Well, he probably isn't smiling because he's in the
middle of a professional tennis match. The reason he doesn't showboat is
because he isn't a cocky twat and he doesn't say what you want because he might
feel being the best British tennis player in decades should be enough to
impress you.
3rd Reason -
'He is overrated and has a negative style of play.'
I really like
Andy Murray’s style of play because I feel he changes the pace of a match more
than most other tennis players whilst using tactics that make you wonder what
he's going to do next. Also, he isn't really overrated because he has one gold
medal and one grand slam title more than you.