I previously wrote an article about the Daily Mail publishing an article about a bubble that looked vaguely like the Virgin Mary as being the most ridiculous 'news' article I had ever read in a 'serious' paper. However, they may have finally outdone themselves with this article which is literally about the fact that the Duchess of Cambridge didn't wear nail polish on a recent visit to the Gandhi Museum in India.
They stretch out the article by somehow claiming that her lack of nail polish is proof of how down-to-earth and humble she is. This isn't one of the tiny articles hidden near the bottom of the website, it is genuinely almost headline news. As for Gandhi, he is lucky enough to get a mention after they have finished giving us the intricate details about Kate's feet.
I can't help but wonder if William is now kicking himself at missing the opportunity to show the nation how humble he is by choosing to keep his socks on.
