Notes To My Teenage Self
#1 - That album you record when you're 15 is diabolically awful. Keep a copy for banter though.
#2 - Just because long hair suited Kurt Cobain it definitely doesn't mean it suits you.
#3 - The goth phase is just a phase.
#4 - Jack still puts up with you sometimes for some reason.
#5 - You're not very good at handling a litre of Tesco value vodka.
#6 - The aforementioned Tesco value vodka my cause some minor indiscretions.
#7 - You eventually learn to value your health and fitness.
#8 - Stop buying baggy jeans and unfunny slogan t-shirts. It's not a good look.
#9 - The amount of hassle you give your teachers will become wonderfully ironic in a few years.
#10 - You're right about Welshpool but you're wrong about the rest of the world.
#11 - I'm afraid you become the type of Guardian reading liberal that you like to mock.
#12 - You actually learn to get on with your siblings, even Theo!
#13 - Copious amounts of Lynx doesn't count as a wash.
#14 - Every experience, good and bad, is a story to tell.
#15 - All things get better eventually.